Bare And Ready

“I shave my slit in the shower every single day,” said Valarie Synns, a 20-year-old student from Maine. 1st, the vitals: 5’3″ tall, 119 pounds, B-cup mellons, Puffy pink flaps doesn’t count as a vital statistic. But we thought you’d might like to know. In any case, shaving her wet crack in the shower each single day… “First of all, I do not like razor stubble on my vag,” this babe told. “It itches and it looks terrible. Second, when I go out in the morning, I not at all know who I might hook up with. I hook up a lot since I went away to college. Sex is a lot more joy when u do not must worry about your parents walking in on you.” Damn right, especially if Pops has a baseball bat with which to slug, for instance, u or me.

Bare And Ready

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