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Here, Rose Marie, a 58-year-old divorcee from Phoenix, Arizona, is a masseuse. Say what? Clothed like that, in skimpy underware with her big mambos drooping out? Hey, we didn’t say that babe was a licensed masseuse, did we? The idea here is that the lad needs a shoulder massage. The problem is that as a masseuse, Rose Marie sucks. Sucks meat-thermometer, that’s. And bonks it, likewise. Babes like Rose Marie are giving masseuses a bad name. Or a fine name. It just depends on whether you care greater quantity about your shoulders or your jock.

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