CHAP !!! – Like what is with some people ? I’ve an icepack by my eye right now and I KNOW its intend to be a helluva shiner….

I was at this theater and some stud and his enchanting heart were all snuggling and getting it on and this gent’s like sliding her top up so this chab can cop a feel of her zeppelins…they’re all shining from the movie light and I totally thought they knew I was there and could watch ’em. Everyone knows Dilettante porn is freakin awesomely sexy cos there is no acting and the people are like way into what they are doing.

So I fetch out my cell phone webcam and say “hey dude, can I take some pics of your girlfriends melons and you boyz screwing? she’s so completely hawt and I can toss off to ’em later” and BAM next thing I knew I’m laying on the theater floor, my head is ringing and they are walking over me as they leave. I guess those losers were too dilettante to be non-professional for anyone’s enjoyment and definitely not hot sufficient for real content like the babes at


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