Sweet American Pie

“I came here to enjoy,” says Jade, a 44-year-old divorcee who was born in upstate Fresh York and now lives in South Florida. “I love the outdoors. I love water sports. I love the beach. I love bicycling. I love to ride. The one and the other my bike and ramrod.”

There we go! Jade is the epitome of the term SEXY HOUSEWIFE, the kind of woman the makers of the movie American Pie were thinking of. She has a tight little body and a attractive, aged, knowing face. This babe doesn’t await for men to make the 1st move. That babe makes it, and if the lad is half her age, that is even greater quantity worthy.

“I once had sex with a 19-year-old,” that babe says. “My friends and I were out on a boat, and I picked him up on a sand bar, brought him back to the boat and got busy with him in the cabin.”

The lad Jade‘s having sex with in this movie is 24. That is about the right age for her.

“Young boyz have no trouble getting it up, and when we’re done screwing, I don’t to worry about them wanting a long-term relationship cuz I am in control,” Jade said. “I let them know that it’s just about sex.”

Like we said, Jade is the epitome of the term Mommy I’D LIKE TO FUCK. Relish this piece of American pie.

Sweet American Pie