These Are The Worthy Times

Once upon a time, Marina Johnson, a 49-year-old housewife who was born in South Carolina and lives in Florida, was a Sunday school teacher. That babe sang in the church choir. Her hubby (ex-husband now) was a deacon. For Marina, doing what you’re about to see her do was the furthest thing from her mind.

“No way,” that babe said. “I didn’t even have an opinion about girls who did porn coz I not ever thought about it.”

One divorce, one glad marriage and 19 years later, Marina has done a whole 180. These D-cup bra buddies? Yes, they’re fake, they’re very precious, they have pointy areolas and Marina not ever would’ve gotten them if that babe was still married to her ex. As for sucking and banging a total stranger on-camera? No way.

“I lately had sex at a swingers disrobe club,” that babe said. “I gave my lady-killer a BJ and then climbed on for a ride during the time that the entire room of people viewed. What a rush!”

That time, Marina was being viewed by maybe a hundred people. This time, 10s of thousands. If her ex-husband knew about this, that babe says he’d have a heart attack. We think the fellow should relax. Acquire a membership to Consider what he’s missing out on. U know the saying: You do not know what you have got ’til it is gone. Naive bastard.

These Are The Fine Times