When calls the boner!

When calls the stiffy!

“I really adore The Hallmark Channel,” said Gia Francesca, a 42-year-old cougar from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

The Hallmark Channel…as in Hallmark greeting cards. Tons of fascinating romance and family ram. That just goes to expose you that Gia has a velvety spot. And here, her Lothario, Tyler, has a rock hard spot. Or a stiffy. We don’t think The Hallmark Channel is for him.

There is no romance in this scene. There is Gia mouthing dick. There’s Tyler playing with Gia’s worthy bosoms. There’s Gia getting her shaggy wet crack screwed. And there is Gia opening her face hole for cum.

Hallmark Channel, eh?

“I am open-minded about a guy’s looks and even his age,” Gia said. “I go far more for what’s in their heart and I at least hope they have a precious head on their shoulders.”

Did this babe say “heart” or “hard-on”? We think that babe told “heart.” We’ve priceless hearts. At least we think we do. We likewise have hard-ons.

At this point, u might be wondering, “How did Gia discover her way to 40SomethingMag.com? Is this indeed the place for her?” She’s not a swinger. She’s not a nudist. That babe says her family and friends would be very surprised to see her here. But receive this: That babe discovered us! And this babe was not looking for The Hallmark Channel!

“This might sound boring, but I’m indeed just a basic hotty,” Gia said. “I don’t need everything batty. Just a charmer appreciating himself with me and me with him.”

And that’s what happens here.

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