I bet that if sweethearts in porn ever got unionized the 1st thing they would look into doing if they are smart (so they probably wouldn’t) is identify their own Mister Whipple….

Can’t you just picture you’re shooting a porn episode and the buck’s getting likewise gropey (in a Schwarzenegger way) and some mature lad comes dripping out “JOE’t squeeze the boobies” (certainly it would work better if the actresses name was Charmin and I GARY’t think you’ll detect anybody named that outside of porn or dancing)

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